As it turns out, 2020 was always going to be a battleground of chaotic cosmic events, with retrogrades galore, challenging Saturn and transformational Pluto in tango, and oh yeah, the Great Transformation (brace yourselves!). We may not have been thrilled with the planets this year, but we can’t help but maintain our love for astrology. At the end of the day, that’s why we still looked for advice within our zodiac sign—in order to get through.
A few things we were curious about in quarantine: what to bake, how to work out, what will give an incredible orgasm, and what will—dear God, please tell me—help us feel less stressed. For your consideration, here’s our best star-sanctioned pieces of advice below.
After your feelings on sourdough curdled and your banana bread obsession slipped away, what Pinterest-approved project should be approached next? Well, as brilliant astrologer and psychic medium Rachel Lang points out, the star signs have plenty of floral and food associations, so all you homebody signs (we’re looking at you, Cancer) should check out the menu.
Do you feel like you’ve been running on a slim red battery percentage throughout 2020? And now with the sun setting earlier and the walls closing in, getting out of bed in the morning is going to be even more of a Herculean challenge. Not to worry, we outlined what can give you a much-needed jolt on sluggish days.
Aries babies definitely saw this headline in the line-up and are already reading the article. Gotta love that fire sign energy. For those of you who are still with us, check this out if you’re looking to get off the yoga mat and try something new (except you, Pisces, because your rec is literally yoga).
Super helpful whether you’re trying to pick up on the cadence of another sign’s love language, or curious about what speaks to your own heart. After all, we all need to love each other a little harder these days, right? Or is that just my Venus rulership talking?
[eyebrow wiggle] For those of you whose chosen quarantine activity was “masturbate until your wrist broke,” this might be worth checking out. You’ll learn exactly what vibe will shoot your climax into the cosmos. Don’t forget our star-sanctioned nightstand essentials guide, too!
Astrologer and psychologist Jennifer Freed, PhD says that the reason Taurus goes into therapy is because they feel stuck and stay too long in situations they shouldn’t be in. Um, YUP, that hit me and my bull-horned head real hard. If you’re curious on how to best deal with your sign’s biggest pitfall, she knows what she’s talking about.
I mean, obvi astrological compatibility is stupid complex and involves every celestial body in the Milky Way galaxy. But if you want to find your squad in the most simple way possible, the astrological elements might be able to show you the way.
I mean, have you? If you haven’t found a good method to deal with your perma-stress, transformational astrologer Corina Crysler has your back. Check this out the next time you need to be self-soothed (so probably, like, right now).
Because honestly? F*ck this year. Luckily the stars are shining a little brighter in 2021.
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